They Call Me Rory The Roman
22. Maine. Expert in sarcasm.
  • artichokehold:

    simba got a new maine

    (via cldthethird)

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  • darkesthorizons:

    neptuneisforlovers:

    ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

    My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

    (Source: ofela, via i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try)

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  • baroquen-sol:

    seerofsarcasm:

    confusedtree:

    dspazdoesntcare:

    What the hell did I just watch? 

    It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

    Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

    I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

    (via i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try)

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  • socialjusticeprincesses:

    fat-lasts-longer-than-flavor:

    cuadradonegro:

    obscurewings:

    I made a political cartoon for English class about issues in school

    It focuses on how teens are expected to make career defining choices with barely any experience, and also how parents often take so much authority that their child’s decision is not actually their own

    If this gets some notes then I’ll make a colored version

    thank fucking you. this defines me a few years ago really accurately

    this

    story time! At college some of us were talking about tattoos we want. Our teacher said “you don’t want to get a tattoo at eighteen because you might change your mind.” I said “I had to decide my entire career path when I was fourteen when I chose my GCSEs. I think I can decide on a bird on my wrist at eighteen.”

    ~ Mulan

    (via taffymichele)

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  • shegufta:

    xekstrin:

    emilianadarling:

    deanobanion:

    "Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

    (x)

    HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

    people forget that memes existed before the internet

    (via taffymichele)

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  • America
    A Horse With No Name
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  • "What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back."
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  • Elvin Bishop
    Fooled Around and Fell in Love
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  • HELLO WISCONSIN

    (Source: thatofficial70show, via marooncoconuts)

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  • i hate when other people are right