22. Maine. Expert in sarcasm.
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  • Apparently my Aunt Bobbie not being alive is still really rough on me.

  • xtina-lopez:


    "Are we datin’? Are we fuckin’?

    Are we best friends? Are we something, in between that?

    I wish we never fucked and I mean that.

    But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.”

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  • anothermetanoic:

    tips for being a guy.

    if a girl says no to anything, stop doing that thing. period. even if you don’t understand why. just stop. that’s it. don’t argue. just stop.

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  • (Source: justinfox, via hottestbabes420)

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  • we-arethewildthings:

    Thank you so much, John Oliver.

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  • So far my favorite thing about having my own place is that I can walk around naked

  • awesomeesaucee:

    When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late


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  • serkets:



    "you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
    myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

    pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

    meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

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